| Top 11 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: |
11. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 10. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 9. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 8. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 7. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" 6. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 5. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 4. "The coffee machine is broken...." 3. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." 2. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 1. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." Disclaimer: I wouldn't recommend lying though if you are really caught sleeping when you weren't supposed to be. Here are some favorite links: |