mama's boy?

If you've met his mother it's probably time to consider if your man is a mama's boy. Take this quiz to find out!

• A girl just like my mom. How are you at ironing? {Score = 1}
• Mom says the perfect girl for me would be... {Score = 2}
• A girl who's nurturing and takes care of me. {Score = 3}
• A lot like you. {Score = 4}
• A girl just like my mom. How do you feel about plastic surgery? {Score = -1}
  
  2. When you call him:
• A woman answers. "Oh, hello, dear. It's his mother. He's told me so much about you." {Score = 1}
• His outgoing message says: "Mom and I aren't home, but please leave a message." {Score = 2}
• His outgoing message says: "I can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message. If this is Mom, I'll see you on Sunday!" {Score = 3}
• His outgoing message says: "I'm can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message." {Score = 4}
• He answers "Bates Motel". {Score = -1}
  
  3. After the movie you invite him in for a nightcap. He says:
• I better not, Mom's waiting up for me. {Score = 1}
• I better not, Mom's expecting me for breakfast and I don't want to be sleepy. {Score = 2}
• I've had fun, but I'm beat. I'd better go. {Score = 3}
• Sure, let me get the door for you. {Score = 4}
• I can't. Mom's picking me up at 11. {Score = -1}
  
  4. You have your first tiff. He says:
• Mother told me you were evil. {Score = 1}
• Mother warned me about girls like you. {Score = 2}
• I'm going home. {Score = 3}
• Let's both calm down and then discuss this. {Score = 4}
• I'm telling my Mommy on you. {Score = -1}
  
  5. You put a move on him. He:
• Says, "Mom thinks we're moving too fast." {Score = 1}
• Shouts "Mom was right. You are a slut!" {Score = 2}
• Whispers, "This will make a great story when mom asks what I did tonight." {Score = 3}
• He's too busy enjoying it to say anything but "ahhhhhh." {Score = 4}
• Calls you Mommy. {Score = -1}
  
  
  
  

   

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  You have completed the test, if your score is:

  Less than 0:
  This guy's either a serious mama's boy or he's a psycho. Run for your life.

  0-5:
  This boy's mama is a little too prominent in his life. Those apron strings are tied tightly — around his neck. Advise psychotherapy and then walk away.

  6-10:
  This fella's a little too close to mama. She obviously factors heavily in everything he does. He'll either want you to mother him, or he'll never be satisfied with you. Time for you to start a quick search to look for other single guys.

  11-15:
  This guy's probably got a pretty good relationship with his mom, but she's not the only woman in his life.

  16-20:
  This man's a keeper. Bring him home to YOUR mama!